User:Luingar

Hello. I'm Luingar McWolf. I solve problems. Not problems like "What is life", because that would fall under the category of "Shit best left to the philosophic minded"

No I solve practical problems. Problems like "How do I keep that angry green motherfucker from creating a massive hole where my house used to be"

The answer of course is "You can't, so you might as well stop trying to build houses."